Game Review: Tekken 6

Tekken 6 (PS3/PSP/X-Box 360)

Tekken 6 PS3 BoxArt

The latest installment in Namco’s fighter series, Tekken 6 comes to your PS3 or Xbox 360, and it comes fast and hard, targeting your optic nerves! The first thing to mention about Tekken 6 is how beautifully it is presented; not just the game menus and character select screens but also the fight arenas and even character models (which have often been lacking in polygonal smoothness) cannot fail to impress even if they do look a bit awkward during the game-play cut-scenes.

Yes, the King of Iron Fist Tournament returns with a couple more additions to the cast – Lars Andersson and Alisa Bosconovitch (daughter of Dr. Bosconovitch – previous Tekken character, presumably dead). Both beautifully designed characters on initial viewing, Lars is a well rounded, down to Earth guy with his self-style martial art but Alisa… well she has robotic jets that appear out of her back and retractable chainsaw blades on her arms… something smells “Bandai” about this. That is right; Namco-Bandai released Tekken 6, Bandai being the toy company that is responsible for several action figures (although their “Armouron” battle suits look great fun, we certainly didn’t have stuff like that when I was a kid). To me it seems that Alisa was created purely by and absolutely stinks of Bandai, she is very unusual for the usual Namco characters (she even out does JACK and Kuma on the scale of ridiculous). Character voices are immaculate, each character speaks in their respective languages – a concept I really like in video games, although, imagining all characters are multi-lingual is a bit much.

Moving on, Tekken 6 presents you with an adventure mode, which briefly sums up the stories of the previous games and throws you right into the action following the rebel “Tekken Force” soldiers attacking Mishima Zaibatsu until a surprise G-Corporation raid gets thrown into the mix. You play as Lars Andersson but you can choose one alternative character from the roster to play as and the others becomes available as you defeat them. The other characters act as bosses of various stages as you battle your way through streets, pyramids and sewers to confront Jin at Mishima Zaibatsu, all whilst being accompanied by Alisa. Throughout the adventure mode you can “upgrade” your characters by dressing them in various power-up clothing you pick up along the way, the majority just being colour edit clones. Alisa’s AI gradually improves as you progress and the whole mode only really starts to get challenging in the final stages. The game-play is always in 3rd person view which seems awkward for a fighting game; you’ll often find the camera angles unforgivable and opponents hitting you from off-screen. The controls also suffer due to 3rd person views – Tekken Force Mode of Tekken 3 pretty much got it right with a “Streets of Rage” feel to the game.

The other modes such as Arcade and VS modes return and offer quick-play options for those that want to just jump into the game straight away (please install the game to the console, as Tekken 6’s loading times are unbelievably long if you haven’t done so). No major rewards this time though, all characters are unlocked as soon as you boot up the game. To unlock character opening/ending videos you can play the “arena” mode on the adventure map screen, this just allows you to play an arcade style game with the ridiculously difficult boss: Azazel whom takes-up over two thirds of the game screen. Game money is given if you finish the modes or after adventure levels – you can customise your characters with the various clothing styles, all in all this feels a bit limited and pointless, unless you want your own “unique” identity for your character online.

Online play will only work well if both players have a fast internet connection and both players have installed the game to their hard disk drives. You’ll see your opponent’s rank and how many wins or losses they have had – this also takes into account vs. the AI wins/losses so you don’t really get an idea of how good the opponent is until after the first round. Another thing that has always been a problem in Tekken games is how you can be pulverized in seconds if you fail to pull off quick recoveries or the opponent is performing combos with no frame delays. The game mechanics are never too simple; they are overly complicated with each character having a comprehendible list of moves that would take weeks of practice to master them all. Many players will stick to the same combos, usually the ones that are most effective and powerful. Due to 8-directional movement with side-stepping and high-low blocking game-play needs to be precise and gamers need split second reactions to counter their opponents.

In the end, Tekken 6 is just another Tekken game. Namco really don’t seem to change their games much from the previous versions. Updated graphics and visuals will only get you so far in my book.

Graphics: 9/10 – superb, stunning visuals, bright colours and pleasing to the eye.

Audio: 10/10 – fantastic voice acting, in-game sounds and satisfying contact blows.

Game-play: 7/10 – this is where Tekken suffers when compared to other fighting games, the game-play isn’t as smooth, a bit clunky, especially in the Adventure mode.

Longevity: 4/10 – once you finish the adventure mode, there really isn’t that much remaining to constantly pull you back to the game. The odd VS. battle here and there can be thrown into your gaming routine, but anything over 15 minutes may induce boredom.

Learning Curve: 5/10 – Tekken isn’t forgiving to those who haven’t played before and certainly will not seem appealing once they have come up against difficult AI or Online opponents. As with most things, practice makes perfect… not here… but add in time, dedication and blistered thumbs then you get perfect.

Overall: 7/10

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Movie Review: Tekken (2010)

 Tekken (2010)

Tekken, the Iron Fist tournament… Tekken is a competition for gamblers, scum-bags but also the best fighters around. Set in the near future “Tekken” sees the World as divided up between corporations, 5 or 6 of the richest companies in the World, and one of them is called the ‘Tekken Company’. Okay, way to rape the storyline…

Fans of the video game franchise will instantly be disappointed at how this movie tears apart the storyline of the game, perforates it to no end, and even leaves out any mention of Zaibatsu Mishima or even the G-Corporation, not to mention anything regarding the “Devil Gene.”

Some characters manage to retain their qualities… barely and even though the costumes are pretty much there, their personalities are completely wrong. Kazuya was a big let down in this move, I don’t know what on Earth was up with that beard… Whilst actors who played; Eddy, Raven, Bryan Fury, Heihachi and Forest Law to a degree should be congratulated, they did their characters justice. Jin Kazama (Jon Foo – who I may add is not Japanese) did perform well and has good scenes, although I expected a lot more in terms of acting from him, more so due to the hype surrounding this ‘up and coming actor/fighter.’ Oh… and Steve Fox, what happened to you… I shed a tear for your scrawny english actor.

The choices of characters to use in the roster are questionable, I don’t understand why the characters chosen included Christie (when exactly did they decide to have a romance between Christie and Jin???), Miguel… I mean they seemed like they were just giving this unknown actor/cage fighter/whatever he is a role because he was buddies with the director. Seriously, they made such a bad choice with the characters. Where were the obvious choices? Where were the characters that actually say “Hey look, you see me, you think of Tekken” at? Like King, Paul Phoenix and Hwoarang? Not to mention the lack of a certain Kuma… I was hoping there would be a hilarious fight with a bear at some point… shame. Thankfully they left in Nina and Anna, however, having them as allies and lovers of Kazuya was nonsense and far too much, also their personalities were completely off. Those deadly high heels were left unfilled.

When the first few trailers were released for this movie, I was excited. However, having watched it, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone told me that Uwe Boll was responsible for it… wait, wait, that is unfair, it isn’t –that- bad. Just marginally better. Tekken’s redeeming qualities are definitely its fight-scenes, the majority of the fights are fun and keep you interested but as the movie drags on they seem to of put a lot less effort into the choreography and more into the already battered, crippled and diseased storyline that not even the best spin-doctors could save.

All in all, Tekken is another one of those poor video-games to movie adaptations. It started with what was a flame of hope but ended with a extinguishing douse of disappointment. 4/10.

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Movie Review: Aftershocks (唐山大地震) (2010)

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Aftershocks (唐山大地震) (2010)

The Tangshan earthquake, 1976… 240,000 people dead. “Aftershocks” is a Chinese movie that lulls you into a false sense of security before pummelling you with massive “SURPRISE!” scenes, again and again. We kick off moments before the Tangshan disaster; we are introduced to a happy family of 4: the parents, one son and one daughter – twins. The evening of the disaster mum and dad are lucky enough to be outside and away from collapsing buildings, unlucky enough the children are trapped inside. Following the graphically impressive and rather shocking earthquake scene we are left with a dilemma: the father has died in an impossible rescue attempt, the children are trapped under rubble, and the mother has to choose which of her children to save meaning the other will be crushed under the weight of the shifting rubble.

Let me get one thing straight, this movie is brilliant; I was thoroughly impressed by this Chinese movie. I was lucky enough to go and see it the week it was released in Beijing – thankfully the movie had English subtitles, immaculately translated too! I really do not want to give too much away as this movie really does deserve to be watched without the audience knowing what is going to happen. This is definitely a movie that the director, Feng Xiaogang, is going to be remembered for, as well as the leading actress and senior actor; Xu Fan (Yuan Ni, the mother) and Chen Daoming (the military foster father) respectively.

“Aftershocks” is not to be confused with a high budget CG disaster movie and could never and should never be associated with the likes of “The Day After Tomorrow” or “2012.” The ‘disaster’ part of the movie is over within the first quarter of the movie. That is why “Aftershocks” is such a clever title, it not only suggests an earthquake occurs at some point but also describes the losses and emotional after-math in the following years.

The story follows Yuan Ni and her life raising her son, who lost an arm during the earthquake. In parallel we also follow the previously thought to be dead daughter, and her life as a military child adopted by officers of the People’s Liberation Army of China whom helped out at Tangshan but cannot have children themselves. Of course, Yuan Ni is oblivious to her daughter being alive and on the anniversary of the earthquake each year pays respects to her daughter and husband, never being able to forgive herself for that cruel decision she had to make. Will the family ever be reunited? Can a daughter ever forgive her mother’s choice?

The movie has plenty of emotional scenes, filled with fantastic acting and real tear-jerkers. With a strong focus on family values and remembrance for the falling during Tangshan and Sichuan earthquakes, “Aftershocks” is truly an amazing piece of East Asian cinema and will likely remain a prominent movie in China. Unfortunately it will not penetrate into the Western World, so you’ll have to go looking for it in a few months time sold by specialist DVD retailers. Once again, I will state that I refuse to give anymore information regarding the storyline away.

The only downside of this movie is probably the one Western actor, who is a major let down; he is clearly not an actor and recited his lines with a dull monotonous drone, not good… not good at all. Luckily he is only in two scenes, each about a minute long. Some reviews mention the director’s blatent attempts at selling products during his movies, I however saw nothing of this nature and am deeply disappointed that these criticisms have affected their review scores.
Regardless, find this movie and enjoy it like I did. 9/10!

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Movie Review: The Karate Kid (功夫梦) (2010)

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The Karate Kid (功夫梦)
Starring Jaden Pinket-Smith and Jackie Chan. The popular ‘troubled kid meets martial arts master’ franchise has returned, been brought up to date and really… it does roundhouse kick you in the surprise gland.

Firstly let us establish the confusion with the title, as many know, in this movie Jackie Chan teaches the boy Kung-Fu, to be more precise a taoist version. Now the title has “karate” in it, not only was this a marketing ploy, it also makes some sense as in one of the early scenes you see Dre (Jaden Pinket-Smith) practicing what is unmistakably karate from a DVD. So the title kind of holds true, however the Chinese title of this movie translates to “Kung Fu Dream” and is a lot more accurate in describing the movie.

This new movie follows the same premise as the previous titles of the same name. Dre moves with his mum to China, Beijing, only to find it isn’t so easy to be accepted by the local bullies – all of which are black belts in kung-fu. So we see the struggle between Dre and his love interest (a young chinese violin player), Dre and the school bullies and Dre and the language barriers. After being beaten, Dre is saved by the apartment’s maintenance man; Mr. Han (Jackie Chan). Mr. Han then decides to teach Dre his own methods in Kung-Fu after witnessing the Shi-Fu of the kung-fu academy’s disrespectful techniques. Dre must become a kung-fu master in order to enter the tournament, regain his dignity and earn respect in his new Chinese environment.

The movie contains very good fight scenes (a bit over-kill for children performing the brutal moves), has a good script and a pleasant storyline. Jackie Chan has this one particularly emotional scene which explains why he is all alone. So, also great acting there then.

I thoroughly enjoyed watching this movie, and so will give it a remarkable 8/10!

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Movie Review: RoboGeisha (2009)

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RoboGeisha

Close your eyes and take a running leap into the crazy world of Japanese cult movies. If you are unaware of the Japanese over-the-top ridiculousness cult movies that are very popular at the moment you’ll be easily forgiven for thinking you have gone insane when watching “RoboGeisha.”

Following the trend of overkill on gore, violence and sexual innuendos, “RoboGeisha” delivers all at a fast pace, with mindless acts of dismemberment, skewering, ass-to-mouth shurikens and bullet-ridden torture scenes. To really enjoy “RoboGeisha” you have to watch it with an open mind, forget that you are actually watching a professionally made movie here, and treat it like an adult version of ultraman/power rangers. The dialogue in the movie may as well be in a foreign language (it was in Japanese with Chinese Subs when I watched it), as it adds no depth to any of the scenes – it is pretty easy to grasp what is actually going on.

From the opening scene the craziness begins, evil robot geishas are terrorizing rich business men, and what’s worse robo-assassins are appearing wearing silly Venetian masks. Enter our hero; RoboGeisha! She saves the day, is asked who she is… cue life-story. We discover how she was turned from an innocent bullied maiko into a cybernetic killing machine with weapons implanted into every orifice possible (shuriken launcher for an anus, samurai blade arm-pits… etc.). In summary, RoboGeisha saves the day from an evil corporation turning young girls into robot geisha armies.

Sit back, watch, don’t think at all, and just let the laughs sound out. You’ll either find it way too pointless and stupid to follow or mindless and very entertaining.

I’ll give it a 6/10 for the half geisha/half tank scene alone!

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Movie Review: Mortal Kombat (1995)

Mortal Kombat (1995)

Let us delve into the past, where movie adaptations of video games were unheard of. Mortal Kombat (1995) was one of the first movies to be made from a video game and suprisingly, it does the job rather well.
Starting with the characters; the script stays true to the characters from the first and second Mortal Kombat video games – that is before the series was ruined by the introduction of boring and uninteresting characters. The translation of the games’ characters to the big screen was done very well indeed, each character is introduced well and true to the game. Robin Shou as Liu Kang is one of the best cast roles in an adaptation I have ever seen. Christopher Lambert was an interesting choice for Raiden, he provides a strong performance if not a bit out of place, I think he did very well as the God of Lightening. Scorpian, Sub-Zero & Reptile could of easily been played by the same actor (read: stuntman) – although their costumes are brilliant. Shang Tsung is played by Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa and to be fair, he is one evil looking mutha… I absolutely loved his performance.
The storyline pretty much follows the majority of fighting-game movie adaptations; i.e. the World’s best fighters are invited/lured to a martial arts competition but with a twist – if they lose the World is plunged into Otherworldly Hell. The movie moves along at a steady pace with some uneccessary fightscenes thrown in for good measure. Talking about fight scenes, the movie presents some impressive and actually very enjoyable fighting scenes – with a dollop of ridicuolousness and over-the-top somersaults here and there.
Special effects by today’s standards are ofcourse outdated, however they don’t spoil the movie too much. Prince Goro looks a bit silly and out of proportion, but then again he is played by a man in a puppeteer suit (at least I think… that -is- what it looked like).
For 1995, and a video game adaption it has to be one of the best, even now. I have yet to see a video game movie top Mortal Kombat. Definately worth a revisit if you’ve forgotten how the job should be done… and before Anderson became corrupt with power and destroyed Resident Evil.
NRGDrink’s Movie Score: 6/10
(and for 1995 that is impressive)


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Ant & Dec’s Push the “Animal Right’s” Button

>Surely ITV will receive complaints for today’s “Ant & Dec’s Push the Button”

In round one the contestants had to put their hand into a box and guess what was in there, 3 of the boxes contained… animals!

Now when you think about it… it has been done before but in this instance you have two large club-handed woman beating around the box to the find the object/animal to guess before losing too much money. They are against the clock and are groping and flailing around the boxes.

No animals were harmed during the making of this show (namely a poor frightened hedgehog, a confined snake and a tarantula that is subject to such abuse).

Terrible Ant & Dec, terrible…

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Movie Review: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)

>The Girl Who Leapt Through Time / 時をかける少女/ Toki o Kakeru Shōjo (2006)

For GalianMidge’s NRGDrink’s first movie review we are delving into the world of Japanese animation. The Girl Who Leapt through time is directed by Mamoru Hosoda, produced by Tsuguhiko Kadokawa and adapted from the novel by Yasutaka Tsutsui.

The story explores the genre of science fiction and delicately handles the ideals of time-travel. Makoto Konno is just your average school girl, she isn’t the luckiest or most intelligent girl nor is she particularly unlucky or stupid either. Constantly late for school and having no career plan ahead of her, she is trapped in the cycle of school life, then hanging out with her two best friends; Chiaki and Kōsuke.

There is strong character development throughout the movie, focusing on these three good friends in particular. Chiaki is a mysterious boy, not as intelligent and does not regard himself as good-looking, despite having an admirer throughout the story, he lives for baseball and enjoys making fun of Makoto. Tsuda is the smart and sensible friend, he has goals in life but hasn’t had any serious relationships, he like Chiaki, has an admirer.
Makoto is the middle-girl, one day cycling back from school she realises her bicycle brakes don’t work and is heading downhill into a train-crossing – this is when Makoto discovers her ability to “Time Leap.”

She abuses her new found ability the better her life and come out tops. However, this takes tolls on her life and she often clumsily messes up her time leaps and has to repeat them many times. It also takes toll on other’s lives, she realises that using the Time Leap ability for selfish needs is not the best way to go about things. She realises she is hurting others and more importantly she actually comes out of it alot worse.

Discovering her own life and her effect on other’s, she embarks on an amazing journey through time and self-discovery and also unearths some unexpected plot twists. The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is a truely touching piece of storytelling, beautifully hand-drawn and the voice acting (Japanese) is top-notch managing to invoke emotional responses from its audience. The only down-sides I found with this movie was that not as much work was put into background scenery (which is often so well established in Japanese animation) and at first the plot is somewhat confusing at the beginning, this soon resolves itself after a few minutes to understand & follow Makoto; the girl who leapt through time. 7/10

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Dream Evil – Electric Lyrics

>Lyrics for new songs are hard to come by sometimes, like these ones, luckily you have a friend and his name is NRGDrink.

Dream Evil – Electric

God-damn their electric rock,
you’re in for a metal shock,

like a bomb we will blow your mind,
we never leave our friends behind,
like a clan we aim for the night,
we won’t give up without a fight,
together we are strong,
we always have the will to go on,
blood brothers into the bone,
a clenched fist, hard like stone.

Lets get ready,
we need to win this war

Just like lightening strikes a fire in the night,
metal is the only way,
the devil’s sign confirms you’re ready for the fight,
built to last and here to stay

Its Electric!

Be assured that we are back,
with power we lead he attack,
We are stronger than ever before,
we’re metal into the core,
like steel, we shine in the night,
we spread our wings for the flight,
we take night as it comes,
we are the chosen ones.

Are you ready? We will win this war

Just like lightening strikes a fire in the night,

metal is the only way,
the devil’s sign confirms you’re ready for the fight,
built to last and here to stay
Its Electric!

The tension, electric
The power, electric
Together, electric, (in the night) electric,
The crowd is electric, metal, electric.

Just like lightening strikes a fire in the night,

metal is the only way,
the devil’s sign confirms you’re ready for the fight,
built to last and here to stay
Its Electric!

We’re like lightening, we’re the fire in the night,

metal is the only way,
the devil’s sign confirms you’re ready for the fight,
built to last and here to stay
Its Electric!

n.b.: just be sure the slur your “sign”s and your “Just”s, like “saaan”s and “yuss’”s respectively!

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SSFIV: Hakan Revealed

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXLxgxX6poo

What on  Earth is up with his hair??

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